Absolut Gorgeous a.k.a. Love Song from the Rocker Boy to the Space Girl

This song has no definite melody. Just play it to the music in your head. Make sure it’s a punchy rock song though. Here goes…


*Light, tapping drum intro*

He doesn’t know what to do,
Tried not to think of you,
Never thought it’d come to this:
That he’ll one day kill for your kiss.

*Guitars come in here*

Now his tummy’s fluttering,
Speech is stut-stut-stuttering,
Words are uncontrollable,
He’s making senseless syllables.

Been waiting for all these years,
Never knew he held those tears,
Rocker Boy is rocking up,
Space Girl better listen up!


*Kick-ass guitars come in here*

CHORUS:

Hey Gorgeous!
This is a little out of the blue
But I’m afraid I’ve fallen for you.
It feels a little wrong
So I’ve to say it in a song,
Like a misplaced star,
Or a double parked car.
Oh, just say you love me too!
Oh, just say you love me too!

Hey Gorgeous!
I know this isn’t anything new
But I’m afraid I’ve fallen for you.
Drive myself up the wall
Just hoping for your phone call,
Fuck I’m such a fool!
Still I try to play it cool,
Oh, just say you love me too!
Oh, just say you love me too!

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
I’ve fallen so hard for you!


*Regular guitars come back in*

The bacon just don’t smell good
When you haven’t understood,
He doesn’t mean to be rude,
He just wants to be your special dude.

You’ve got him so spellbound,
He’s silly when you come around,
Playing your songs and MP3s,
All just so you’ll be at ease.

He’ll give you all his heart,
Put you in his works of art,
Rocker Boy is rocking up,
Space Girl better listen up!


*Kick-ass guitars again*

Repeat CHORUS


*Super keng-chau power combo kick-ass guitars come in here*

BRIDGE:

He just can’t,
Can’t get you outta his head,
He’ll love you till he’s dead,
He knows what you said,
But the feelings won’t fade.

Baby, baby,
You know he loves you
And he knows you want him to,
C’mon, c’mon,
You’d be perfect together,
Can’t hold it forever.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la…

La-la-la-la-la-la-la…


*Guitars stop, only drumbeats here*

He’ll give you all his heart,
Put you in his works of art,
Rocker Boy is rocking up,
Space Girl better listen up!


*Kick-ass guitars come in. Again*

Repeat CHORUS (until you pass out or until you find something else better to do.)