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Sunday, August 21, 2005

Top 10 Things That Prove I'm An Utter Retard

#10:
The Rubik Cube

#9:
That shitty "Logic" game in Nokia 8210 phones

#8:
That shitty "Rotation" game in Nokia 8210 phones

#7:
Understanding Acturial Management: The Actuarial Control Cycle by Bellis, Shepherd, and Lyon

#6:
Badminton

#5:
Pool

#4:
Wittgenstein and his funky theories on Logic

#3:
Coherent, intellectual conversations

#2:
Daily Crosswords in NST

#1:
Numbers and Mathematics

3 Comments:

Blogger Kit said...

8210? You still live up on a tree hut or what, you backwatered cunt?! You hunt for food? Eat caterpillars?

Tech savvy cool kids like me use 8250. Got blue lights kay... Better than yours.

Please go play far far.

1:30 am, August 22, 2005

 
Blogger Su-Yin said...

Yoke, you've got NO television, internet connection, fridge or kitchen in that tree hut of yours with that flapping roof in the outskirts of Cheras.

No wonder you can't grasp basic modern activity.

2:57 am, August 22, 2005

 
Blogger kong yoke said...

kit: my first phone was an 8250, which was stolen. my second phone was a samsung A800, which was stolen. my current phone is some shit-ass panasonic that discriminates ppl with fat fingers. all also got brue corour rights, ok?

but that panasonic sucked like i do when i finally get a guy after months of being single. so i borrowed my friend's 8210 loh.

but yeah, i do hunt for food.

su-yin: at least i'm not wearing a neckbrace and drooling at my friends when i go and visit them. hehehehe....

10:29 pm, August 22, 2005

 

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