Funds
I'm not quite sure which among these I should save up for:
1. iPod Nano
2. Samsung SGH-E760
3. a super-powerful laptop
4. to and fro tickets to France
5. a brand new pair of industrial-sized titties
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
About Me
- Name: kong yoke
- Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
perpetually passionate, occasionally emotional, rarely rational, sometimes simple, mostly complicated, usually nonsensical, always spontaneous, seldom logical, never normal.
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8 Comments:
go for titties. you can get all the above with them industrial-sized titties. yes. go for titties.
6:22 pm, November 16, 2005
I agree, get the boobies!
3:26 am, November 17, 2005
here's what i'll do in the next 6 months
1. save money
2. not be a slave to consumerism
3. work out on my abs, fuck the boobs- they are for horny dirty men. sophisticated ones settle for sculpted beautiful healthy bodies. i suggest taking up boxing/rock climbing.
4. fly to france to parade my sculpted body in front of drooling french bastards.
5. give kit a blow job.
I was just bullshitting. You need only to do task #5.
8:38 am, November 17, 2005
kit: i wanna do wall climbing too but i dont think my arms are strong enough and im not flexible enough also.
yoke, if i were you id do france. or get the laptop. but id do france more. fuck the tits la theyre just extra lumps of fat. ipod nano just another gadget that will be replaced by better ones. and why u need such hi tech handphone for? your current one not working ah? ha? at least u go france u can see places and meet ppl and have sex.
11:37 am, November 17, 2005
Kit: I'll do task #5 gladly.
Yoke, if you get the tits you get the rich old men who'll buy you random material items including copious amounts of alcohol which will help protect your vision if the men be bad shaped.
2:57 pm, November 17, 2005
get the tits. ask farrah to get them too. dont get the nano. i heard its screen can get a bit fucked up.
6:43 pm, November 17, 2005
eh next weekend wanna go pasar seni with me or not
2:55 pm, November 25, 2005
i say get the nano.u will still want the other things but they wont seem so important when u have ur fav music with you all the time.works for me yo! abang hensem
10:33 am, February 22, 2006
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