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Saturday, May 06, 2006

Red Saturday

It's a Saturday morning.

I'm sitting in the office.

There's nothing to do on Saturdays.

Chern told me to make Saturday my blogging day.

I'm in love with Chern.

I'm supposed to be doing some layout work for some press ads.

But I'm feeling very, VERY horny.

I need a man.

13 Comments:

Blogger lisha said...

but you're like always horny lah yokie.

and what is this about an office? when did u start working?

6:13 pm, May 09, 2006

 
Blogger kong yoke said...

true true. since when am i ever not horny.

yeah, i finally got a day job. started last month.

6:49 pm, May 09, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

then you know you need chern... horny biatch. haha. shouldn't go to blog on saturdays... shd meet up with chern. woman you're blogging again. yay! i miss you yokey.

1:21 am, May 12, 2006

 
Blogger kong yoke said...

um...joycie...chern is a woman and she's a friend. it was an inside joke...i'm not in love with her.

but anyhoos, i miss you too :)

11:41 am, May 12, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ohhh.... anyways you hv so many boyfriends. SO HOT woman, knows like every tom, harry n dick in the clubs. eh... when i come back in sept, we go hunting ok? ;) but make sure the FRENCH guy this time is NOT SHORT?

5:03 am, May 15, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why the fuck arent you in love with me you fickle-minded ho? im going to commit suicide now. vgc.

12:53 pm, May 18, 2006

 
Blogger kong yoke said...

because you tak layan my advances...so i don't wanna love you anymore.

1:15 pm, May 18, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eeeeeww!!! *runs away quickly*

6:15 am, May 19, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you were a man i would.

3:45 pm, May 19, 2006

 
Blogger kong yoke said...

then it's just too bad for you that i'm not, baby.

4:32 pm, May 19, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come ill help you out.

hwa hwa

7:18 am, May 22, 2006

 
Blogger kong yoke said...

Abe: NO NEED!

10:01 am, May 22, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry i forgot. my name is abe. not tim.

heh heh. heheh. heh.

8:33 pm, May 22, 2006

 

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